Levity! 25 Hilarious Political Cartoons from the 2016 Presidential Election Campaign

Marco Rubio photographed in the early 90s at a gay "foam pool party" in Florida - Surprised? I'm not. He definitely has a well documented gay past.

Marco Rubio photographed in the early 90s at a gay “foam pool party” in Florida – Surprised? I’m not. He definitely has a well documented gay past.

This past week saw an explosion of internet activity as the 2016 presidential campaign heated to the boiling point, then boiled over onto every news outlet in the nation: Donald Trump won the Nevada 2016 Caucus by a landslide, upsetting all notions that his campaign was a lark. The #GOP ruling establishment [ which is controlled in part by #Bilderberg money and the despised NYC based Council on Foreign Relations ] refuses to get behind #Trump and instead trotted out a bitter aging Mitt Romney to drum up as much rancor and ill will as possible. Romney claimed Trump’s 2015 tax returns contained a “bombshell” which would change the race and media dogs began to pant loudly. Now they are barking up every possible tree they can find to unseat #Trump. It’s not working.

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Marco Rubio performs in a ‘gay men’s’ carbaret based on the Chippendales during his college years.

Meanwhile Jeb [ exclamation mark now deflated & turned upside down ] finally heard the exit music which had been playing loudly for weeks and wrapped up his campaign. On a whimper. No one even noticed enough to say much about it, except for the furious donors who would have done better had they played slots in Las Vegas instead. Pulling out all the stops, squandering more than 120 million dollars in donor money, trotting out his octogenarian mother and his much reviled brother, George W. – did him no good and made it worse. South Carolina was NOT impressed, as Jeb finished with a dismal 3% of the vote. That’s when the bells of actuality began ringing so loud the Bush family could no longer pretend their least talented son had a shot at the White House.

Marco Rubio’s secret gay past is now coming back to haunt him as photos of him during his college years have appeared in media and news is finally being reported on his best friend’s gay porn business. It’s not that Rubio’s probably gay that bothers me. It’s that he is lying about it. I just can’t respect that. Be who you are. Don’t lie.

Donald Trump is now more popular than ever, with discontented Independents and Democrats flocking to him, and for good reasons. The DNC candidates are preposterous. Hillary is completely corrupt, and Bernie Sanders is a lunatic socialist.

Carly Fiorina’s run for the White House never grew any legs, although she is brilliant and would have made a fierce and fascinating “first female” Commander-in-Chief. Her IQ on the issues would have knocked Hillary Clinton to the back side of Pluto on a debate stage. I’m sorry we didn’t get to see that. Truthfully, I think Fiorina is so highly intelligent and well-versed in how to begin repairing the national mess she was ignored and suppressed deliberately. I well know how 99% of men cannot tolerate a truly brilliant woman, who will not pander to their utter lack of comprehension. It’s too bad. She’s one of the smartest women in the country and deserved better treatment than what she got during her brief but passionate campaign.

Ben Carson just can’t seem to wake up, with his most notable moment this past week being the plea he made on the GOP debate stage: “Will someone please attack me?” which garnered a huge endearing laugh from the audience. That was as good as it was going to get this week for Ben Carson.

I could write an entire separate piece on the horrid event which took place on the #GOP debate stage this past week, as both Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz conspired in a tag-team match to try to hammer Donald Trump with ferocious simultaneous attacks  – literally coming at him from both sides, until he buckled and lost his cool. The intent was to try to make “TheDonald” look just as un-presidential as possible. What happened instead was that Trump stood his ground, Rubio became unhinged and Twitter LIT UP for days afterward, as the Twitter universe unloaded on Rubio and Cruz for bringing one of the ugliest spectacles in the history of American politics into peoples’ living rooms, horrifying the better nature of the national psyche, and in the process gaining, tens of thousands of new supporters for Donald Trump, including many refugees from the democratic party.

I did a little digging after that awful spectacle and discovered both Cruz and Rubio are backed by Illuminati / Bilderberg / CFR money and influence, which makes both men little more than paid shills for the UN globalists: you know – the usual crowd who all want to disarm the country, dissolve our borders, merge America into a Godless global superstate then ultimately chip the world populace as a social engineered behavior modification harness. Misbehave: get your chip to all your assets switched off. It’s never going to happen and God willing, neither Cruz or Rubio are going to the White House. We’ve been fooled enough. [ Fool me once ….. ]

I’ll be tweeting this article to the campaign managers of both the Cruz and Rubio campaigns to thank them for helping out Donald Trump’s run for the White House. Might even send over a good bottle of scotch. Well done boys. You may as well come on over and work for Donald Trump, because that stunt appalled TV viwers [ including me and my entire family ] and only HELPED Trump.

What a week! Here are the cartoon funnies for Sunday:

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Viva Las Vegas! Donald Trump Wins Nevada Caucus by a Whopping 46%, Mainstream Media Has a Coronary

I waited until after the definitive South Carolina GOP primary win by Trump to make my final decision about supporting Donald Trump for president. I had to make sure that what was happening was REAL. And it is. He’s not perfect. No man is. But he now represents the very best bet we have in this country to make it abundantly clear to the hidden ruling elites that everyday Americans aka “the silent majority” are sick and tired of being handed our DNC and GOP candidates on a pre-selected “Illuminati platter” every election cycle. He’s also the very best bet we have to face down a 19 trillion dollar deficit and beat back a humiliating looming national bankruptcy. He just happens to also be our very best bet to actually SECURE our borders and put right an “illegal immigrants run amuck” strategy cooked up by the Obama administration in order to add more million of democratic voters to the stack the deck unfairly. And he’s the very best bet we have to rebuild the crumbling busted up infrastructure of the country and start putting people back to work again. Donald Trump is the right man, at the right moment, for all the right reasons.

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But don’t try to tell that to the stunned and outraged mainstream media pundits and talking heads from CNN, MSNBC and FOX. They have been going out of their minds trying to explain “how this could possibly be” for 24 hours nonstop, since it happened. Some of the sickest, most shameful, most disgraceful moments in American television history have taken place – live – on the air – in the past 24 hours since Trump won Nevada. I thought Brian Williams was going to either choke to death or break down sobbing as he sat with Rachel Maddow, sputtering, trying to find a way to explain what has clearly become THE TRUMP PHENOMENON. CNN pundits were no better. Van Jones, who openly despises Donald Trump, wasted no time in saying everything he could think of to not only try to minimize the win, but to try to literally cancel it out with harsh words. David Axelrod followed suit. Both men are professional ‘plants’ from the first administration of the Obama White House [ you can Google them ]  and have cleared been hired to CNN as “pundits” [ I use the term loosely ] to oversee the continuation of the Obama / Illuminati plan to dismantle the American middle class, carry on the make-believe, and make sure Hillary gets elected to continue into the 9th year of the Obama era. Guess what Van, David? It’s not going to happen.

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Meanwhile, over on FOX news, pundits and experts were muttering and sputtering trying to explain why neither Cruz or Rubio could carry the Hispanic vote. They could not come up with reasons, only ridiculous theories and rants about “the anger” of the American people, trying to cite a recent figure of speech Trump had used as a political weapon against him. It was truly pathetic. The muttering and sputtering only got louder. Never in the history of the country, in my own lifetime, can I recall a moment when TV experts so miserably failed to comprehend the will of the American people, and behaved so poorly in response to a clear and ringing indicator that what we are seeing here is a REAL movement of the people, as opposed to a glossy polished and well buffed “fake political messiah” campaign being crammed down people’s throats like what happened in 2008 with “the selling of Obama” to the American people by the hidden powers that be.

Finally, Glenn Beck, who has gone fully out of his mind in his foaming hatred of Donald Trump, had the gates crashed at one of his speaking events, when the Donald himself walked into the room, immediately dismantling the “Donald hate speech” while hundreds of people rushed to meet and greet him, ignoring Glenn. The loud whop heard in the room was the sound of Glenn’s jaw hitting the floor. So much for the credibility of Glenn Beck. And by the way, Glenn Beck has ALWAYS secretly wanted to run for president and his tirades against Donald are nothing more than sheer envy and jealousy.

If you are a reader and you are infuriated that I am voting for him, you know where the door is. Today I am celebrating the HOPE that we might yet be able to turn things around in our country before it’s too late. I’m really happy that a REAL populist movement is stirring in America to elect a man [ for once ] who represents the will of the American people, as opposed to Bernie Sanders’ fake socialist movement which will only tax the country into utter ruin in order to give away free college tuition.

Today, I say: Viva Las Vegas!

Donald Trump 46%

Marco Rubio 23%

Ted Cruz 21.4%

Cited:  Donald Trump on his victory: “Tonight we had forty-five, forty six per cent.” The counting, when he spoke, was in the early stages, but he turned out to be just about right—he got 45.9 per cent—with Rubio at 23.9 per cent and Cruz at 21.4, the same order as in South Carolina. (Ben Carson got five per cent, and Kasich, the object of many moderate fantasies, about three.) Trump did even better with moderates than with those voters who said that they were very conservative, though he won both groups, according to exit polls. Trump continued, “And tomorrow you’ll be hearing, You know, if they could just take the other candidates and add ’em up, and if you could add ’em up.”

Did You Know? Rubio’s Campaign Slogan Is the Bilderberg Illuminati Keyword Phrase: “New American Century”

Marco Rubio’s 2016 campaign phrase is the same Illuminati keyword phrase used by the Bilderberg group surreptitiously from 1997 to 2006.

I have dragged my feet on writing about this glaring issue for months, sitting back, waiting for someone else – anywhere – to figure it out and take the plunge to point out this troubling, awful fact to the American people. No one has. I first noticed this last summer, early in Marco Rubio’s campaign. The hour is getting later, so here goes. All you alternative news reporters out there, get busy. This has to be pointed out – and in a hurry.

We begin with the keyword phrase “new American century” – that phrase IS NOT new and has been used repeatedly in years past to denote Bilderberg Group / CFR sponsored directives for the emergence of a world government in the later years of the 21st century. It was being used in the late 1990s to flag certain operations as Bilderberg sponsored. That is a good long time ago: 16 years.

Of course we all know know they want this collapse of borders and rise of a UN governed world to happen sooner rather than later. But to achieve that end, they have to have politicians in every nation that they can completely control. Enter Marco Rubio with his campaign slogan. What do you suppose the ODDS are that Marco Rubio’s upstart presidential campaign would choose to use the VERY SAME keyword phrase which has been used repeatedly in years past since as early as 1997:

“The Project for the New American Century (PNAC) was a neoconservative[1][2][3] think tank based in Washington, D.C. that focused on United States foreign policy. It was established as a non-profit educational organization in 1997, and founded by William Kristol and Robert Kagan.[4][5] The PNAC’s stated goal was “to promote American global leadership.”[6] The organization stated that “American leadership is good both for America and for the world,” and sought to build support for “a Reaganite policy of military strength and moral clarity.”[7]

Of the twenty-five people who signed the PNAC’s founding statement of principles, ten went on to serve in the administration of U.S. President George W. Bush, including Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Paul Wolfowitz.[8][9][10][11] Observers such as Irwin Stelzer and Dave Grondin have suggested that the PNAC played a key role in shaping the foreign policy of the Bush Administration, particularly in building support for the Iraq War.[12][13][14][15] Academics such as Inderjeet Parmar, Phillip Hammond, and Donald E. Abelson have said PNAC’s influence on the George W. Bush administration has been exaggerated.[16][17][18]

The Project for the New American Century ceased to function in 2006;[19] it was replaced by new think-tank Foreign Policy Initiative, co-founded by Kristol and Kagan in 2009.”

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century

When you click the link above, have a look at the grisly who’s-who of the awful Illuminati controlled neocons who sent America into the Iraq War and made an uncontrollable wasteland of the Mideast: Donald Rumsfield, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney, et al. These are the men who are absolutely responsible for puppeteering goofy George W. into selling the war to the American people after 9-11. Why in the HELL would Marco Rubio cast his lot with this crowd, who have become some of the most despised people in America, now that the detritus of the Iraq war is strewn all over the Mideast and ISIL thugs are driving around in brand new US military jeeps, paid for with your tax dollars, hooting and shooting and cutting people’s heads off? Just exactly HOW STUPID is the young and blundering neophyte Marco Rubio?

What the Bilderbergers and Illuminati corporate moguls desire of course, is a campaign where you have two choices, and they are BOTH Bilderberg sponsored: Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz [ Goldmans Sach’s sponsored ] vs Hillary Clinton [Rothschild CFR sponsored ]. It would be a refreshing change for the American people to elect a populist president who is completely outside of that circle of hell. That is what I am praying for this year.

We cannot elect Marco Rubio. We are just coming out of an eight year slog with another totally unprepared Illuminati sponsored fake political messiah who has run up the national debt into the stratosphere. Rubio has been set up as the establishment front man for the hidden powers that be, the same powers-that-be who do not want a populist candidate like Trump bringing the actual WILL OF THE PEOPLE into Washington DC again. I’d like to ask readers to please share this post far and wide. It’s time to remind people WHY we do not want another bought and paid for presidency which is just an arm of the Illuminati stuck into our national affairs again.

Related Links and Research:

https://watch.pair.com/FreedomHouse.html

http://www.mega.nu/ampp/www.tlio.demon.co.uk/bildhist.htm

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/2013/12/21/the-origins-of-the-overclass/

http://www.bilderberg.org/cgi-bin/htsearch?config=htdig.www.bilderberg.org&restrict=&exclude=&method=and&format=builtin-long&sort=score&words=Project+for+a+New+American+Century

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/6/18/220092/-

Jeb Burned Through 120 Million Dollars in Six Months, Donors Now Furious. Trump Has Spent Almost Nothing, Leads by a Landslide.

Jeb raised more money than any other candidate running on either side last year. Then he burned through every bit of it in six months and never placed above 5-6% in any primary. What a colossal waste of donor money. What a final heartbreak for Mitt Romney as well. Romney might have run one last time, but Jeb’s people flew out west last year and bought him off then bought all his former campaign staff last summer to come work for Jeb. Can’t Buy me Love, Jeb. [ Exclamation point now turned upside down 😦 ]

The word “decadence” is not a word one usually associates with the business of running for president. But I think it might apply when looking at the Jeb Bush 2016 presidential campaign. This campaign season is shattering almost all establishment notions about presidential elections. Nothing that held true in the past is holding water, or holding anything at all this year. A complete political outsider with zero campaign experience, who is spending almost NO money, is turning the entire process into a textbook clinic on how to upset the status quo and shake the foundations of the GOP: Donald Trump.

In so doing, Trump is also giving the nation a really good look at his general day to day fiscal disposition overall. The common sense frugality of his campaign spending is not just laudable, it’s outstanding. He’s teaching the entire nation a lesson on how to run for president – as well as pointing out how NOT to run for president.  It’s not right to try to “buy your way in” and we all know that. But they have been doing for decades. Is it possible that the dirty rotten money machine behind American presidential elections might finally have a crack in it’s engine block? I hope so.

Have a look at Trump’s ad spending numbers [$216,000] vs. Jeb’s [32.5 million dollars]. It’s enough of a stunning spectacle of a difference to make you have to go sit down and just think about it for a while. Wow.

Meanwhile, for those who always believed that the biggest war chest would pave the way to the White House: witness Jeb Bush. The Bush campaign shamelessly burned through more than 120 million dollars since last summer, and Jeb couldn’t pull more than 3% in any early primary. It’s been a stunning comeuppance for Bush and his entire family, not to mention the Super PAC ‘Right to Rise’ that sponsored him and about 11,000 stunned angry donors.  Alot of people got seriously ripped off here. It’s no wonder they are not happy.

Campaign strategist Mike Murphy took a 14 million dollar paycheck after burning though 120+ million dollars in donations for Jeb Bush. Bush never even got out of the starting gate. Sounds more than a little bit slimy.

Campaign strategist Mike Murphy is now feeling the heat over the squandered millions. He walks away with 14 million dollars. So how does all that work anyway? The guy who helps you fail gets a handsome paycheck for doing so? How is that remotely fair to those donors?  And where did all the money go?

“Another big loser tonight: Mike Murphy,” tweeted conservative commentator Erick Erickson.

One Bush bundler told CNN’s Dana Bash that when it came to Murphy, “strong knives are out.”

“He made minimum of $14 million,” the bundler said, requesting anonymity to speak freely about campaign strategy.

It got so bad by the time the pathetic Jeb! camp rolled into Iowa that they were literally PAYING PEOPLE to go and fill seats at his events. This is an all time low in politics, as far as I am concerned:

Iowa flyer used by the Jeb! campaign to pay people to go and sit at his speeches and events. The shame, the shame…

Maybe, just maybe, the Jeb Bush 2016 embarrassment might be the beginning of a new era in American politics, where it literally becomes true that “money can’t you love” – and that it also becomes true that the biggest war chest gets DOESN’T always get go live in the White House, where the stakes are 1,000 times higher when it comes to fiscal sobriety, balancing budgets, whittling down our deficit, and living within our means as a nation.

We don’t need any more spendaholics running the country.  I know that everyone in my own close circle feels the same way I do about this.  BIG MONEY buying the White House is ruining our political process, corrupting our national elections, and eroding the fiscal fabric of the country. Putting a skilled and financially circumspect businessman into the oval office [ for a change! ] is the smartest thing America can do at this juncture to bring financial responsibility back to the governance of our nation. The last 16 years of reckless government spending has brought the country to the brink of financial ruin. Enough.

Even if Donald Trump does make the wrong comment once in a while, he’s got more business sense and fiscal intuition than all the other candidates combined, especially Jeb. That’s EXACTLY what this tattered bankrupt country needs right now. I’m voting for him. I’ve made up my mind.

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Under a Ted Cruz Presidency Expect All Civil Rights Gains for Gays to Be Rolled Back

NBC news is reporting on a very telling ‘robocall’ which went out last night in South Carolina to more than 180,000 republicans. The call was intended to paint Donald Trump squarely in the ‘far left’ corner, [ not true ], but in the process the call just happened to reveal to voters the true depth of hatred and vitriol that Ted Cruz feels toward America’s #GLBT community:

“The ad lists the predicted repercussions of the “forward motion” that Trump seemed to agree to.

“It’s about mandatory celebration,” the narrator says. “It’s about forcing people to bake cakes and photograph gay weddings, forcing clergy to officiate, about transgender bathrooms in your child’s school. It’s about tearing down our Judeo-Christian values.”

The ad then sharply states: “It’s about tearing down our America. Ted Cruz for president – now, before it’s too late.”

For starters, the contents of this robocall represent “gay fear porn” of the worst possible kind, playing upon the uneducated fears of the more homophobic elements in American society, who have long screamed that allowing gays and lesbians to gain their civil rights would result in the utter collapse of American society. What a bunch of insane hooey. So now we all know EXACTLY who Ted Cruz really is. He will be a president who will waste no time in rolling back every gain in civil rights and legal equality under the law that the #LGBT community has fought for over 30 years.

American voters should be on notice: if you are supporting Ted Cruz and intend to vote for him then you cannot pretend that you also support #EqualCivilRights for gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgendered people.

Here’s the link: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/pro-cruz-robocall-blasts-trump-over-gays-tearing-down-our-n522201

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While The World Parties Away on Super Bowl 50 Weekend, North Korea Bumps Up It’s Missile Launch Plans

What if? What if the world’s most deranged lunatic leader of the most reclusive, cruel, oppressive and dangerous hermit nation on earth decided to commit national suicide?  What if North Korea actually launched an attempted nuclear first strike against the United States on Super Bowl 50 weekend, while the entire free world was partying away, completely distracted and unprepared?  Sounds the plot line to a really goofy, poorly made Seth Rogen comedy film, doesn’t it? [ No, not really. ]

How long will the world stand by while North Korea’s Kim Jong Un continues to up, up, up the ante, getting ever closer to being able to actually hit the United States with a nuclear first strike. Sanctions are obviously not working, and they haven’t been for years. Is the free world really more or less helpless to do anything that can really put a stop to the diabolical plans of a nuclear armed North Korea? We west coast USA residents think about these things.  We think about them more than we should. We’re first in the line of fire, along with Hawaii and Alaska. Will someone, somewhere, please do something?  Once again, “Where is 007 when you need him?”

Cited: “Satellite images taken this week of North Korea’s Sohae rocket launch site show apparent fueling activity seen in the past shortly before a rocket launch, said Washington-based 38 North, a North Korea-monitoring project.

North Korean state media has not reported on the changed schedule.

On Friday, U.S. President Barack Obama spoke by telephone with President Xi Jinping of China, North Korea’s main ally and neighbour, and agreed that a North Korean launch would represent a “provocative and destabilising action,” the White House said.

Obama and Xi also said they would coordinate efforts to respond to North Korea’s nuclear test last month and said they would not accept North Korea as a nuclear weapon state.”

 

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Jeb Bush Had to Ask His Audience to Clap for Him During a Recent Stump Speech. His Staffers Offered to Pay Cash to People to Come and Fill Seats in Iowa.

But it gets even worse. In Waukee Iowa one day before the caucus, millennial aged Jeb Bush campaign volunteers were spotted at a local convenience store handing out flyers promising cash to anyone who would come and fill seats at a Jeb Bush rally. No, I am not kidding. This actually happened.

This is what the flyers said:

 

$$$ EARN FAST CASH TODAY! $$$

Seat fillers neded TODAY (Feb. 1) at 12pm for campaign event. $25/hr, 2 hours max. Bring your friends! First come/first served. Please be prompt.

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For more information contact: daleherbertevents@gmail.com

Report to Dale at the entrance to the Jeb Bush Rally.

 

Time to end it Jeb. You’re just embarrassing yourself at this point.

 

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